am i a polar bear
dad says yes ask mum if you dont believe me
baby polar bear asks mum am i a polar bear
mum says yes, why do you keep asking
baby polar bear says because im f*****g freezing
2006-11-04 07:11:00 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute.... Keep them jokes coming bro-seph!
2006-11-04 07:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by djzlyric 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer from my right was, "Ha, Ha, Ha, that was quite good!" Now that's strong language from a man with very few words! Very good, 9/10.
2006-11-04 07:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by Clare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could be a bi-polar bear with that mouth!!! LOL!
2006-11-04 07:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by jazi 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
OMG... I didn't know Polar Bears could talk!
2006-11-04 07:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Next we'll be asking why they don't eat penguins.
(paws too numb to get the wrapper off). Sorry I'm bored.
2006-11-04 07:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old one but still good.
2016-05-21 23:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol. but he could of originated from a glazier mint. ha! ha!
2006-11-04 07:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha.....Prey to modernisation...Poor thing.can't monitor his body temperatue but can express his doubts about his origin !!! Ha Ha Ha .....Nice One !! I liked it !
2006-11-04 07:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. :)
2006-11-04 07:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by ◙Blue-Eyed♥Red-Headed♥Bella◙ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u might want to work on ur jokes...
2006-11-04 07:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋