Malcom has been my pet living in a medium sized cage for the past two years, i am trying to train him to attack me for a show i intend to put on for my firends when we are drunk, simply for our amusement. Can you please advise on the best ways to antagonise Malcom and make him angry, without of course, being too cruel?
2006-11-04 07:07:38 · 19 answers · asked by grokebag 1 in Pets ➔ Birds
That's not humanly possible. Cruelty is cruelty.
2006-11-04 07:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by coolbabe1959 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you're located in the USA, call your state's local Game and Fish department and ask them. Short of that, you can look up wildlife rehabbers in your area and see if they know. Since they're experts on the subject of illegally owned and abused wild animals, I'm sure they'd be more than willing to report you to the proper authorities.
2006-11-04 13:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by lerxstwannabe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Allright I don't think there is any way to get the raven to attack you without being cruel, as for everyone above me, shut the **** up, There is no point in yelling at someone over something like this, it would have been better, and FAR more mature to just ignore it.
2006-11-04 08:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah C 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you should be attacked by a rabid rottwieler. did you know that ravens are one of the smartest birds on earth and that they will do a hell of a lot more than attack because you antagonized it. Teach it to talk ( yes they can talk) and teach it to count. Unlike parrots, Ravens can actually associate the number with its value and can recognize and count up to 3.
2006-11-04 07:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by John D 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe that the state game commission would love to visit you! I believe it is illegal to keep crows or raven as pets. Maybe they can convict you and your friends and put you in a cell with a guy named Bubba. Now that would be entertainment!
2006-11-04 07:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jusme 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have too much time on your hands and somewhere along the way in your human development you didn't get the value of life--human or not--and that any life does not exist simply for your inhumane entertainment. I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY RESPONDING TO THIS "QUESTION".
2006-11-04 07:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by Kent 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Raven has a lot more intelligence than your showing with this idiotic question.
Give it to him Peach !!!!1
2006-11-04 07:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by psychodad 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a joke, but can I ask, how did you keep it alive when it was a chick? We get a few falling from their nests and that or bought in by the cat, but they always die shortly after, how did you keep yours alive?
2006-11-05 08:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by floppity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you and your drunk friends attack each other instead? Your "pet" shouldn't be used for your drunken amusement!
2006-11-04 10:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by granolagirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you do that I will find out who you are and then call an animal abuse hotline and make charges against you. You don't want that.
2006-11-05 09:39:15 · answer #10 · answered by Orca Jay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget the raven.
Try using a lion or a great white shark.
Let us know how you get on.
2006-11-04 07:17:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋