Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
2006-11-04 07:00:24 · 12 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
three of the best and all in a row
2006-11-04 08:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Woman is 3 for 3 so far.
2006-11-04 07:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by liljomo1234 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like deja vue I just answered this question for someone else. The ladies won this one and to go the extra mile if I was her I'd charge it to his credit card.
2006-11-04 07:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man would win this one (in my house at least) Both hubby and son would find a way to change channels!
2006-11-04 07:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked part 2 better!
2006-11-04 07:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by Giants Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much better, keep up the good work
2006-11-04 07:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell, I have a headache now and I can't stop the blood from my nose.
2006-11-04 07:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman, nice one.
2006-11-04 07:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone has copied your joke as i answered this one earlier. No Kidding they did
2006-11-04 07:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one... had a good laugh.. particularly because of the word legally... put that word in uppercase...
2006-11-04 07:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋