Paul McCartney in a recent interview was asked whether he would ever go down on one knee again?
Paul replied "No way!, and I'd rather you call her Heather!"
2006-11-04 06:48:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I bet shes hopping mad about it too.
2006-11-04 06:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What always annoyed me about that sanctimonious bloody woman is her insistence on gaining as much publicity as possible by noising about her support for anti-landmine charidees. Quite apart from the fact that being photographed in an empty field in Namibia in cleavage-enhancing body armour isn't actually support in any sense of the word, she has nothing to complain about. As far as landmines are concerned she has a 50% better chance than any one of us, so what's her problem?
2006-11-04 15:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by ANGUS 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Amazing!
What has three legs and lives on a farm?
Paul McCartney and his wife.
Of course that can't be applied today, but a few months ago its was relevant and funny.
2006-11-04 14:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by WILSON 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever sadness or misery happens in this world, some one will always come up with something to put it in it's true perspective. much as i love Macca, i think Ms Mills deserves all the ridicule she gets, and anyway, so many porn stars[?] have been down there already, she probably has halitosis or something!
2006-11-04 14:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by thesingist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heather mills is such a liar prob has 2 legs
2006-11-04 15:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!! Although I think you could call her all the names under the sun right now and he'd agree with you.
2006-11-04 14:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Boy! Now that's funny!
2006-11-04 14:54:06 · answer #7 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best joke I've heard all year ROFL!
2006-11-05 11:14:36 · answer #8 · answered by Nels 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funnnnnnnnny lmfao
2006-11-06 06:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard this before
2006-11-08 05:13:57 · answer #10 · answered by sammie_wammie1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋