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I just pais 2500 bucks to a coyote, but now I need to buy papers. Some friends told me I can buy them for 300 b'ucks, but I don't have any money left!

Please help me! Thanks.

2006-11-04 06:15:37 · 12 answers · asked by Rikjard M 2 in Politics & Government Immigration

I heard You americans are lazy, unable and so cool to do certain jobs that I can accomplish witout problems.
I heard Big Corporations are hireing undocumented immigrants like myself.

2006-11-04 06:23:28 · update #1

I hope my English is clear for you folks, and I apologize if i Mispell words like Hiring.

I am Mexicano, and I am a Carpenter, but I also know about mechanic, and Electronics. Hope I can get a job fast, because I don't have any money, and I am starving

2006-11-04 06:25:23 · update #2

12 answers

No bucks no papers, but send me the 300 and keep an eye on the mailbox.

2006-11-04 06:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by madjer21755 5 · 2 3

Good starve and don't come here to the U.S. my tax dollars are not going to pay for your funeral. Have a nice day you butt wipe.

2006-11-04 16:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by spyderman131 3 · 0 0

I didn't know dumbasses that are starving would have a computer and pay for services to run it. I guess you not that hungry. You are not an illegal.

2006-11-04 15:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by hexa 6 · 3 0

You know you are no undocumented immigrant. You are probably an anti-illegal trying to see the answers you are going to get for this foolish question. Didn't work on me, sorry.

2006-11-04 14:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by nona 3 · 3 3

Go home. It's illegal for you to be here. Honor God by doing things right.
If Mexico wants to be in the United States then why don't they just become the 51st state?
That way everything is legal.
There are so many things the US govt would and could do to Mex to make it a nicer , safer place to live.

2006-11-04 14:21:29 · answer #5 · answered by debbie2243 7 · 4 4

LOL,,,, you are very funny,,,,,,,,,,,I've been living in the us for almost 20 years and my spelling still sucks......where did you learn to write in English that good????

2006-11-04 17:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by choixsin 4 · 0 0

Hahahaha! Nice try, imposter!

2006-11-04 15:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by Daisy 6 · 2 0

Office of Illegal Citizen Employment (ICE) assistance will be glad to help you, free of charge contact them today:

ICE 1-866-347-2423

2006-11-04 14:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Lelani 2 · 2 3

Hi dude!

SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE A GOOD AND HAR WORKING MAN, WELCOME TO THE USA. A LAND OF IMMIGRANTS.
IYOU WILL FIND THOSE DOCUMENTS THAT YOU NEED FOR WORKING. ALL IMMIGRANTS GET THEM SOONER THAN LATER, AND EMPLOYERS NEED TO HIRE IMMIGRANTS, SINCE MOST U.S CITIZENS ARE SO LAZY.

2006-11-04 15:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by Aladino Z 2 · 0 3

No where, you are a criminal and you can't have my country. Please turn yourself in: ICE (866) 347-2423

CITIZENS ARREST:

If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police.

When a crime is committed, you have the right and responsibility to make a “Citizen’s Arrest”.

______________________________________________________________________

Note to illegal aliens:

Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful (and provide a saving of tax dollars) for you to perform a Citizen’s Self-Arrest.

Go to this website and turn yourselves in!

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/selfarr2.htm

2006-11-04 14:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 3

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