A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
2006-11-04 06:09:53 · 24 answers · asked by i_love_ponys83 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao gud 1
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place."
2006-11-04 08:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
if the female parrots knew dat only ,then, that was whet they had learnt from d woman, and the male parrots the same then the priest shld hav known dat his prayer has been anserd.
2006-11-04 06:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by sexy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply Superb !!! Excellent One !!! Never anticipated such agreat piece of original, unheard joke from a beginner ! Great job ! I Liked it ! All the best !!!
2006-11-04 06:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke. I am sending this to my pastor. He always loves a good parrot joke.
2006-11-04 06:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is very good. Had no idea what the ending was going to be. This has made my day.
2006-11-04 07:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Very Funny.
2006-11-04 09:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it Naughty but nice that's me hahahaha LMAO
2006-11-04 06:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, very original.
2006-11-04 06:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long one
2006-11-04 06:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke.
2006-11-04 06:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋