Two Englishmen are sitting at a bar and become quite tipsy. One turns to the other and says, “Oy, where are you from?”
The second man answers, “I’m from Liverpool.”
The first man, surprised, replies, “No way! I'm from Liverpool, too! What high school did you go to?”
The second man answers, “St. Mary's.”
“Wow!” yells the first man. “ME, TOO!”
“No way,” says the second man. “What year did you graduate?”
“Seventy-nine,” says the first man.
“Oh, my God!” screams the second man, “I graduated in ‘79, too!”
“Oh, boy, it’s gonna be a long night,” sighs the bartender, turning to one of his other customers. “The Johnson twins are drunk again.”
2006-11-04 05:17:30 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good Jokes!!
I like your sense of humor!
2006-11-04 08:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love the Johnson boys
2006-11-04 05:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.....
A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor...
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband.
"My testicles are turning blue."
"That's pretty unusual,"said the doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue.
The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"
"Yes, I am," she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"
"Grape"
2006-11-04 05:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that one so far that has been the funniest one i have read good job
2006-11-04 05:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by foofee3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha :)
2006-11-04 05:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes CLAP CLAP CLAP for you and a BIG THUMBS UP 2
2006-11-04 05:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-11-04 05:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-11-04 05:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋