Can anyone tell me any good clean jokes ??
2006-11-04 05:17:03 · 9 answers · asked by Jenise B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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this one's awesome though it's too long to post:)
2006-11-04 06:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by sPiLtsunshine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes into a grocery store and buys a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a pound of bacon. He takes it up to the checkout isle and the you lady who rings him out says "Wow, you must be single." The man replies "Yes. How did you know?" The cashier says "Because you're ugly."
2006-11-04 05:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by Chris D 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They EXIST?!?!?!?!?!
Uh...
These two people walked into a salon. One had pink hair, another had green hair. The person with the pink hair asked, "How did you get your hair that shade?" and the person with the green hair took his finger out of his nose and said, "It's all natural."
Dumb Blonde jokes are good too.
2006-11-04 05:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by makes me wonder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a skunk?
email me and ill tell you the answer
2006-11-04 05:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by barbie_nicie09 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad.
His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.
He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes".
"Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question."
He did and came back and said,
"She said yes."
And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing."
He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!"
And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a fag!
2006-11-04 05:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol i like chris's joke..but listen to this one..a guy who just smoked weed he was drivin his car then there was this police point so they stopped him and told him''get ur drivin licence out plz''he replays and says''what weed?i dont know what u r talkin about''
2006-11-04 05:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by stang girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between at eacher and a train? the teacher tells the student to spit the gum and out and the train says "chew chew"
2006-11-04 05:21:10 · answer #7 · answered by Hollister Babe 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's a dyslexic joke......a man walked into a bra...
2006-11-04 05:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by WILSON 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do if you see a spaceman
Park in it man
2006-11-04 05:29:00 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋