I have full faith in an all powerful, all seeing super power named Bob.
I have followed the path of Bob since I was a toddler, followers have followed the teachings of Bob since 1563 when people witnessed amazing, supernatural acts by Bobs' son....Bill.
Bill could cure sick people with simple plants, and could kill invisible beasts that hid in the water.
Bill wrote a book, about himself, and his all mighty father Bob, and why I we should follow him.
And since the day I was born I've had totally faith in bob
2006-11-04 05:14:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
O no please forgive me my lord, I just realised that I didn't give your name a capital letter in the last sentence I fully apologize please forgive me Bob.
2006-11-04 05:15:16 · update #1
why not? Makes more sense than creationism..
2006-11-04 05:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The law is not of faith: Galatians 3:12
Without faith impossible to please: Hebrews 11:6
It's not Bob's sin which brought death upon all.
Neither does Bob's righteousness bring life to all.
It's all about law -vs- grace,
and it's now a sabbath shewdown
Johnny Law -vs- His Grace
The end of the shew, shewdown, already written:
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2006-11-04 13:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know who Bob is? Surely you have faith on Bob, This is natural for a natural man, But the saving faith which the Bible is saying is faith in the risen christ. and that is Jesus of Nazareth.
2006-11-04 13:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by NIGHT_WATCH 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahhh, another intelligent offering from someone mocking Christianity.
2006-11-04 13:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by Brad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋