2006-11-04 05:06:19 · 10 answers · asked by thee wojc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go to your enemy's house and do the same thing
2006-11-04 05:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Christ follower 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a cork and stick it in next time you want to fart. Just make sure you're not pointing it at me.
2006-11-04 13:08:53 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I can say is that you must be using a laptop, and grabbed it in just enough time to bring it with you, so you can ask this question. Good thing you are a fast stinker, er I mean thinker....lol
Have A Good Day!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-04 14:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a comfy landing spot..heehee
Ole adage says what does up, must come down, right?
2006-11-04 13:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jennewren :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep going if u keep farting you might have a new invetion of a fart powered like plane
2006-11-04 13:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by foofee3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay back and take it easy, enjoy the smell thats all ya can do
2006-11-04 13:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to land on something soft.
2006-11-04 13:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What ever you do, don't eat the Chilli.....
http://funnies.com/chili.htm
2006-11-04 13:16:44 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart back in.
2006-11-04 13:52:05 · answer #9 · answered by makes me wonder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start flapping your wings!!
2006-11-04 13:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋