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Paul tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favorite hunting spot, they find “No Trespassing” signs everywhere. Paul tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer answers the door, and Paul says, "Sir, I’ve hunted on this property all my life, but now I notice you have a bunch of signs up. I wanted to see if it was still OK for me to hunt here." The farmer scratches his chin for a bit and says, "I’ll make you a deal. We’ve got this cow out back that we have to kill for food, but we’ve grown too attached to it. If you go out back and shoot my cow, I’ll let you hunt on my property." Walking back to the car, Paul decides to play a joke on his friend. "That old bastard won’t let us hunt on his property," he tells him. "I’m going to shoot his cow!" He then walks over to the side of the house and-BLAM! Suddenly two more shots ring out behind him, and his friend runs up, yelling, "I got the cat and dog too! Let’s get out of here!!

2006-11-04 05:03:34 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Ha Ha Ha........What a joke......Believe me I am still laughing while typing the answer ! Any ways there was no fault of his friend to do so.....Could they get out of there finally !!! Neat and clean !Hilarious One ! I liked it !

2006-11-04 05:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

i might placed some hidden recreation cameras on the entrances to the valuables and mark the land "No Trespassing" each and every one hundred yards or notwithstanding is mandatory on your state. placed a demonstration in sight of each and every digital camera and placed the examine in a obvious spot, then they have not have been given any excuse for ignoring the indicators and factors a lot extra evidence for a conviction for trespassing and poaching. in case you get a conviction, it's going to teach different poachers which you're no longer messing around. the reason i'm calling them poachers is that's what they are, a poacher is a individual who illegally hunts, the two by capacity of trespass, searching out of season, ect, it incredibly is all poaching. in case you placed up the photos to the community wildlife authority and permit them get entry to to the valuables, they could arrest and prosecute the poachers with out having you in contact in any respect, it incredibly is the path i might take. recreation cameras are a god sent to your problem, extraordinarily the photograph voltaic powered ones, you are able to go away them for months at a time and examine the photos on a laptop previously submitting them to the right government. yet i might examine them each and every 2 weeks or have a chum who lives closer to try this, perhaps a hunter and enable them to seek on the land and function them retrieve and deliver you interior the saved documents once you circulate obtainable. i like putting them interior the close to tops of wood with a sparkling spot, poachers on no account seem up for cameras lol

2016-10-21 06:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes good one just the laff i needed

2006-11-04 05:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

Very good with a fine twist.

2006-11-04 05:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0 0

Ohhh - funny and not at the same time -- poor kitty and pooch!!

2006-11-04 05:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0 0

Yeah that was a good one.

2006-11-04 05:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by Chris D 4 · 0 0

LOL hahah thank you i really needed that!

2006-11-04 05:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO!!!

Thanks again!

2006-11-04 08:54:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0 0

hahahaha................Let’s get out of here!!

2006-11-04 05:06:55 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

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