A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
2006-11-04 05:03:11 · 20 answers · asked by i_love_ponys83 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha life would be boring without blondes
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come
home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.
The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: "
OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and
touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like
semen."
The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers,
smells it, and says "It smells like semen."
The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers
and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says,
"It doesn't taste like anyone in this building . . ."
2006-11-04 08:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg rotflol ok ive have been given a pair thier is a blonde burnet and redhead and that all of them have been given the electrical powered chair for against the regulation they didnt devote so the purple head is going first and he or she sits down and the guy whoes approximately to throw the change yells waiting objective and he or she yells tornado everyone seems around and he or she escapes the burnet caught directly to this and sits interior the chair waiting objective huracane she yells and gets away the blonde is conscious sits interior the chair waiting objective she yelled fireplace ok so the comparable scene with the aid of fact the 1st one they are getting the chair and the burnett sits in it first they ask her is she has any final words she reported i ensue to be a lawer and that i understand justice wont kill me off so he throws the change no longer something occurs the purple head sits down and he asked her if she had any final words she became a sparkling age form individual and he or she reported karma wont enable me die so he flipped the change and not something got here with reference to the blonde sits down and reported i ensue to be a technicion and that i understand that in case you dont plug it in its no longer likely to kill all and sundry
2016-10-03 06:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde joke, and one I haven't heard before. great stuff (esp about the warning too )
2006-11-04 05:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-11-04 05:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by Icefire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a nice joke. i like it besause i'm not a blonde
2006-11-04 05:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by Nadia 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee....very funny!
2006-11-04 05:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-11-04 05:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ha - crude but very funny!!!
2006-11-04 05:06:40 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one..
2006-11-04 08:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2006-11-04 05:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋