My job involves taking photos of people in a nightclub. I need some ideas of funny things to say when taking the photos or looking at the photos after they have been taken.
The people/victims are all slightly drunk and over 18. The 10 points goes to the funnyest.
2006-11-04 04:26:37 · 12 answers · asked by siylc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so have you been drinking lately?
it will only work on the ones that are drunk and know they are and that they look drunk.It'll make you look stupid and they laugh at you
2006-11-04 04:29:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
had a few, but know where each one is and why it was taken. I'm a firm believer in shying away from cameras, don't believe in having my picture taken, believe that my soul will always be in that picture and remain here after I pass on, so don't take any pictures of myself. There are exactly fivephotos of me in the world. Driver's License MCRD In-Country, Passport Government Job Guess you could say that I am allergic to camera's! Why on earth would I want to take a picture of myself, hell, I already know what I look like, why be reminded of it all the time?
2016-05-21 23:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Instead of cheese say something one word (sex, hornball, if you drink don't drive fly instead) that will evoke an emotion in your subjact, then snap away. After you take the picture relax and think of the picture, what's amusing about it? And just let it flow from your mind. You have the ability. It's called using your common sense and sense of humour. After a while the captions will flow as fast as you can snap your fingers.
2006-11-04 04:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long. She`d just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense , she couldn`t continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.
Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,"Why are you back so soon?" What`s wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee," she answered.
"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.
He nodded his head knowingly and said,"Then your stance is too wide.
2006-11-04 04:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ermmmm.
1)Say beer
2)With some one smiling/ being sick -- See you in the office 7:30 sharp !
3)with some-one asaleep--- Before we blew the horn and they got up
4) With people dancing badly -- daddy could never dance
2006-11-04 04:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuzzy Pickles?
2006-11-04 05:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could say to a couple,,,,
NOW JUST THINK WANT YOU BOTH LOOK LIKE NAKED I bet that will make them laff
2006-11-04 04:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can`t believe u smile if i am wrong show me
people do what we tell them not to do
2006-11-04 04:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look like a turtle
2006-11-04 04:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm out of film? my digital camera isn't too digital? stay put or i wont!
2006-11-04 04:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋