A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
2006-11-04 03:20:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that joke will never stop making people laugh
2006-11-04 03:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good story telling, but too long for a joke. Reduces the power of your punch line.
2006-11-04 03:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by McDreamy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oldy but a goody
2006-11-04 03:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Steve C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah, wait. I am blonde!
2006-11-04 03:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by Juice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol very nice joke
=D
2006-11-04 04:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a question, its a joke.
2006-11-04 03:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-11-04 03:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by bubba j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, she was really blonde afterall.
2006-11-04 03:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!
2006-11-04 05:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by suniti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!! very funny
2006-11-04 03:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by Katherine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋