One day there was an old lady tryin to get on a bus with her dog. The bus driver says, "Lady, I'm sorry but you cant get on the bus with your dog."
Lady: What do you mean I cant get on the bus with her?
Driver: Just what I said you cant get on the bus with your dog.
Lady: I dont like to be without her. Fifi goes EVERYWHERE I go. EVERYWHERE!
Driver: Well, I'm sorry about that, but you cant get on THE BUS with your DOG!!
Lady: WELL, YOUR A VERY STUPID MAN AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR OLD BUS!!
Driver: Yeah?! Well you do the same damn thing with your DOG and you can ride!!!!!!!!!
:o)
2006-11-04 02:37:56 · 24 answers · asked by kiako 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hadnt heard or told that joke for years. The ones that heard it before must have gotten it from the NewJoke site I put it on. Gosh some of your responses were sure nasty! Woke up on the wrong side of the doghouse this morn?
2006-11-04 03:13:51 · update #1
No, I haven't heard this joke before. I like it. Thank You for the laugh.
Have A Great Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-04 06:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 02:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it was a duck not a dog...still funny. You can keep your 10 I will settle for 2.
2006-11-04 03:00:06 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it-10 points
2006-11-04 02:40:31 · answer #4 · answered by redwidow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've reread it like 5 times and I still don't get the joke.
2006-11-04 02:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by g Myzo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that before but I insist you give me the 10 points anyway. ^_^
2006-11-04 02:44:05 · answer #6 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I haven't heard this joke before. However, I must have missed the punchline...
2006-11-04 03:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by Angie A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GOod One
2006-11-04 03:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by LIVIN LIFE TO THE FULLEST! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are right, I haven't heard this joke before. Pretty good one too!!!!
2006-11-04 02:47:53 · answer #9 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny...
I still want my ten points though for having to read such a crummy joke...
2006-11-04 02:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by AJ F 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋