I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way,my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2006-11-04 02:21:36 · 8 answers · asked by guys kicker 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What? Did you get this joke in an email and cut and paste it online? Nice try, but this has been around for awhile now.
2006-11-04 02:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by hulkster524 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang, what a let-down. As I was r eading, I was thinking "Ohh, what a good, d ecent, honorable guy who will almost certainly make this woman a wonderful and loyal husband.
I'm not too convinced this is a real story pertaining to yourself, but rather a joke that you may have gotten off the internet. But if this did really happen to you, at least I want to hope that the final line of your post was you just joking.
2006-11-04 10:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by sharmel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good story did u ever git in the little witchs pants
2006-11-04 10:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Steve C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome - but I'd have screwed the little minx long before she came round to my house!
2006-11-04 10:48:59 · answer #4 · answered by Haggis B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, heh, heh. I would have nailed her after the wedding?
2006-11-04 11:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by bob h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he hugged you did he notice your erection?
2006-11-04 10:28:39 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! that was funny, you luck out.
2006-11-04 10:29:38 · answer #7 · answered by Annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Uh-Huh! LOL.
2006-11-05 10:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋