A husband and wife were having a flaming argument about their money problems.
"If it wasn't for my money, that Porsche and that swimming pool wouldn't be here."
She retorted, "If it wasn't for the money, I wouldn't be here!"
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"Hello Josie, you look preocupied this morning," remarked her friend.
"I am a bit," she replied. "This morning my boyfriend lost all his money on the stock market."
"How awful! You must feel sorry for him."
"I am. I'm just wondering how he will cope without me." :)
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What do a man and the tax office have in common?
They're both impossible to get through to when you want to talk.
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How do you impress a woman?
Flatter her, protect her, help her, listen to her hopes and dreams, buy her presents, take her out and wine and dine her support and love her.
How do you impress a man?
Turn up naked, bring beer!
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's far too old to do it.
2006-11-04 02:18:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Note to 'nicemanvery'.....no problem on the man situation, as you put it.
We've been happily married for the last 35 years! :)
2006-11-04 03:51:41 · update #1
I take it you have'nt had much luck in the man situation then ! Nice to hear that fidgetyfi and i hope you have another 35 happy ones.
2006-11-04 02:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Men!! The Poor, Dear Things. They really don't have a clue! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and I wish you a great Sunday.
2006-11-05 10:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Stuff
2006-11-04 11:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by LIVIN LIFE TO THE FULLEST! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
And some truth in these also.
Thanks.
2006-11-04 10:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-) Hehehe aren't those last two the truth lol
2006-11-04 10:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Welsh Gem* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the 1st and 2nd one :P
2006-11-04 10:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha - 4th one funny
2006-11-04 16:47:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some crabs and some apples.
2006-11-04 10:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they would all be even funnier if it wasnt true lol
2006-11-04 13:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.i guess i'm feeling sorry for him!lol.
2006-11-04 10:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋