What job did this woman do and how did she die?
2006-11-04 01:40:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The woman is the assistant to a (circus or sideshow) knife-thrower. The new shoes have higher heels than she normally wears, so that the thrower misjudges his aim and one of his knives kills her during the show
2006-11-04 01:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's a machinist she dies with a tap and die cutting threads into bolts
Unless she "dyes" in which case she could be a hair dresser or work at a place that dyes materials
2006-11-04 01:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She buys the shoes ,the heels are too high.Happy about this pair she was heat by a car because she wasn"t paing atention
2006-11-04 02:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by adry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The woman bought shoes that were designed to fly(like in super mario), here job was to fly up and save the princess - but she ran into a bird and shrunk(losing her flying powers) and fell to her doom.
2006-11-04 01:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The woman is the knife-thrower's assistant. The new shoes have higher heels than she normally wears, so that the thrower misjudges his aim and one of his knives kills her during the show.
2006-11-04 03:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she was a diver and was supposed to buy flippers but as she passes by, she sees reeeaaal nice heavy boots. So, she uses her budget on the boots. She says it's comfortable but, how bout in water(she said she'll use it underwater)? Maybe she's dumb not to think about that...... Than when she used the boots underwater, she dround and no1 cared. How morbid am I?!?!?! LOL!
2006-11-04 03:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was a telemarketer and she ate a poison donut.
She was a real estate agent and she had a heart attack.
She was a school teacher and a student shot her.
She was a mortgage broker and she overdosed in the toilet.
2006-11-04 02:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's a mountain climber and didn't understand the concept of "platform" shoes.
2006-11-04 01:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was a tight-rope walker. She bought special shoes for that. Then, she fell her *** off the rope.
2006-11-04 03:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She wore the new shoes, stepped on a crack and broke her mothers back. She died of sorrow.
2006-11-04 05:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋