Paddy couldn't understand?

Question

Why he had one brother but his sister had two.

Answer 1

because hes the other brother

Answer 2

because his sister has him and the other brother 4 brothers but paddy only had his brother 4 a brother

Answer 3

not a great puzzle that one - but it was a lot better than some i have read on here - like...
brothers and sisters i have none ..... how many times do people have to write that one?

the answer is -----

there are 3 people - 1 sister and 2 brothers

i will try to think of a good puzzle to put on here soon.

:-)

Answer 4

The Scottish bus driver was giving a tour of Scotland to a group of tourists. The tour went through the countryside and the driver would point out sights of interest.
He drove by this one area and said, "Over there is where the Scottish PULVERIZED the English."
They drove on a little further and the driver pointed to another area along the roadway and said, "This is the place where the Scottish MASSACRED the English."
Not much further down the road the driver told his passengers that on the right was the great battlefield where the Scottish WHIPPED the English.
About that time a man on the bus, with a stiff English accent, said, "My good man, didn't the English win any battles around here?"
"Not when I'm driving the bus" was the response.

There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date. Her mother was helping her get ready to go out that night.
As she was about ready she put on some gloves, because it was to be cold that night, and the Amish still ride in buggies.
Her mother asked, "why are you wearing gloves?" She continued by saying that it wasn't lady like to wear gloves.
The Girl said to her mother, "it's supposed to be cold tonight, what do I do with my hands if they get cold?"
Her mother replied, "just stick your hands between your knees, and they will get warm." So the girl agreed. Her date picked her up and they went on there way.
On their way home her hands got cold, so following her mother's orders, she stuck her hands between her knees.
Her date looked over and said, "what on earth do you have your hands between your legs for?"
She replied, "my mother told me that if my hands got cold, to stick them between my legs to get them warm."
Her date said to her, "well my d@#k is frozen solid do you care if I stick it between your legs to get it warm?"
The girl said, "well I don't see any harm in it." So he did.
After returning home from her date she asked her mother, "What do you know about them there d@#ks?"
Her mother said, "Why what do you know about d@#ks?"
The girl looked at her mother and said, "All I know is that when they thaw out they make an awful mess!"

Answer 5

because hes the other brother

two points yeepi

Answer 6

he was the other brother,and no more males in offspring.

Answer 7

Good one!
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Answer 8

chuckle

Answer 9

He must have been stupid