A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?"
His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him."
The boy replied, "Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day."
2006-11-04 01:11:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhaahahahhaa lmao
naughty neighbor hahaha
2006-11-04 01:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your p*$$y?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
2006-11-04 09:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is just too funny, one of the best jokes I have heard of for a while. Good one, can't stop laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!
2006-11-04 09:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kids say the darndest things don't they
2006-11-04 10:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Holy sh*t!!!!!! lmao.
kill the husband and the lady next door!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-04 09:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This Joke has been done to death...and not just by us in here.
2006-11-05 09:54:19 · answer #6 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL.........!!
Good boy, Bad Dady!!
2006-11-04 09:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Little Fairy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hilarious!
2006-11-04 09:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by g Myzo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
:o lmao
2006-11-04 09:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by kez_124 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sucks to be her!
2006-11-04 09:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by gallow 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋