Parrot joke?

Question

A long distance lorry driver goes into a pet shop and says,
I need a pet to keep my wife Betty company when i am away.
Pet shop owner says" got a talking parrot only trouble its got no legs".
Lorry driver "how does it sit on its perch"
Pet shop owner "its got a big willy that it wraps around the perch and holds on with"
So he buys it.
The lorry driver comes back after a long journey in Europe ,And his wife is out.
"Hi Polly hows things ".
Polly "Postman pat been here Postman Pat been here"
Driver "Postman Pat ! what happened then?"
Polly "Betty naked Betty Naked Betty Naked"
Driver "Then what"
Polly "Dont Know i fell off my perch".

Answer 1

thats funny

Answer 2

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak.
She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."

An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove and I like love."
The eagle thought, "screw that," and tossed the dove out of the nest.
Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and took it back to his nest.
Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl and I like to howl." The eagle thought, "screw that," and tossed the owl out of the nest.
Then the eagle spotted a duck. So he swooped down on the duck and took it back to his nest.
Once back at the nest the duck said, "I'm a drake and I think you've made a mistake!"

One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12" tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him; "What the hell is that?"
The guy next to him replies "He's a pianist!"
to which the drunk replied "Horse ****, your pulling my leg"
So the guy next to him picks up the 12" man, grabs some books, and props the little man up to the piano. Sure enough, this little man started hammering out all the favorite tunes of the bars' patrons.
Stunned, the drunk asks "That little guy is cool, where the hell did you get him?"
The guy told the drunk how he had found a genie bottle out in the alley, rubbed it until a genie appeared, and was granted one wish. All of a sudden the drunk hauls *** out the back door, finds the bottle, and starts rubbing it: when all of a sudden a genie pops out and grants him one wish.
In a slur, the drunk asks, "I wish for a million bucks". All of a sudden, the sky turns black and overhead a million ducks come flying overhead crapping all over him.
Angrily, the drunk runs back inside, slams the door and begins cursing, "You son of a b@#ch, I found that genie bottle and wished for a million bucks and all of a sudden there are a million ducks crapping all over my new suit."
The guy started laughing and wildly exclaimed "You don't really think I wished for a 12" pianist do you?"

Answer 3

That is funny!! I guess he ended up buying a private detector with out him knowing.

Answer 4

You wicked bugger - laughed like a drain ! 10/10

Answer 5

Like one of your replies - VERY FUNNY. Good Luck

Answer 6

love it classic joke high 5

Answer 7

Lol i like it.... just one question.... if its a boy parrot, why is it called Polly?!?!? (ie girls name!!)

Answer 8

My sides are aching
Top laugh
lol

Answer 9

Hmm.

Answer 10

Ha Ha Thats funny!!!!!!