A great Dane and a poodle are standing in font of a vet.
(Great Dane) What are you doing here
(Poodle) I'm getting put down today.
(Great Dane) Sh*t, that's no good. How come?
(Poodle) Well I keep digging up my owners garden, He's fed up so he's getting me put down.
Both dog's stand there for a while then the poodle say's to the great dane .
(Poodle) so why are you here?
(Great Dane) Well I was sitting by the pool the other day when my owners wife came out to do the gardning.
(Poodle) then what happened
(Great Dane) Well she was naked, she bent over to pull some weeds so I snuck up behind her and started giving her a little loving.
(Poodle) OH sh*t, so youre getting put down today too?
(Graet dane) NO I'm just getting my nails clipped.
2006-11-04 00:48:17 · 17 answers · asked by me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO That one is too funny.
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"
2006-11-04 00:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 06:06:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which age do you(the questioner) belong to? Such jokes have long ceased to offend.They have become almost boring.A smart joke in a way.The teller must be a chauvinist male like the hubby of the second woman.
2006-11-04 00:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!!! The Lady must of enjoyed what he did to her.
2006-11-04 00:52:35 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lttle weird but funny still
2006-11-04 00:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by erin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog one was good, but i loved the april fool
2006-11-04 00:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by alfie p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaolmaolmao
reminds you of the war days hahhaha
2006-11-04 00:55:20 · answer #7 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a sick sorta way
lol
2006-11-04 00:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by Monkeyboots92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offence was quite funy lol
2006-11-04 00:51:42 · answer #9 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly amusing and no im not offended
2006-11-04 00:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋