One day while a blonde was driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious he went over to her car and slashed the tyres. The blonde started laughing. This made the man even angrier so he smashed her windscreen. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her "Whats so funny?". The blonde giggled and replied "When you weren't looking. I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2006-11-03 23:49:16 · 16 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its spelt tyre in UK dramateen. No, I naturally smart blonde.
2006-11-03 23:53:44 · update #1
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read it very slow."
2006-11-04 00:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha that was a good one so please keep them coming
Blondes may have more fun but at least brunettes remember in the morning lol
Hey dramateen it depends where you live as to how you spell tyre because in Australia we have tyres on our cars & when we're tired we tire easy & also you must be blonde yourself because we spell should like this & not shuld lol
2006-11-04 08:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good kizzy
Well worth reading and a Big Thumbs Up LMAO
2006-11-04 08:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!That was super funny!Let me tell you a joke too:Do you know what a blond girl will do in front of a glass wall?She'll climbe it to see what's on the other side.
2006-11-04 08:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man goes to doctors for a medical,he takes all his clothes off and the doctor is stunned the guy has a bright orange penis,the doctor says how did you get that, the guy replies i watch a lot of porn and eat a lot of wotsits
2006-11-04 08:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by neil h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
a blonde attempts to swim the channel, gets exactly 1/2 way, thinks she's not gonna make it so turns back!
2006-11-04 08:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too funny...thanks for the laugh!
2006-11-04 07:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this joke before and I have to say, it is very funny.
2006-11-04 08:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im glad i`m not a blonde every one takes the p**s
2006-11-04 08:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by tomzy33 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i preferred the last one. still funny though
2006-11-04 07:53:26 · answer #10 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋