This man was sitting at the breakfast table, reading the morning paper!?

Question

His wife was reading a letter which had just been delivered.
Wife says, "It's from my Brother Tom, What a scrawl"!
Shows the letter to Hubby and asks, "Is that an "A" or an "O"?
Hubby glances at letter and says, "It's an "O"!

"Oh my God" Says the wife. "My Brother has Shot himself"!

Answer 1

Thanks for retuning the laugh Gerry lol
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Answer 2

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Answer 3

So before shooting himself, he wrote a letter to his sister and send it threw the mail. Then he went ahead with his plans and shoot himself, that's crazy!!

Answer 4

One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was.
He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"
Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"
So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy.
"Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"
So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"
The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My *** is still sore!"

Little Johnny and his father were walking down the street one day, and two ladies bumped into one another in front of them.
The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You b%^ch," yelled the one lady.
Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You bag."
Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to his dad. "Dad, what are bags and b%^ches?"
"Oh, that's just another name for women," replied his dad.
"Oh, okay," said Johnny.
The two make it home and Little Johnny follows his dad up to the washroom to watch his daddy shave.
While shaving, Little Johnny's dad cuts himself. "Oh s*%t," he said.
"Daddy, what's s*%t?" asked Little Johnny.
"Oh, that's just another name for shaving your self," replied his father.
Bored, Little Johnny wanders downstairs to find his mother cooking a turkey. As his mother reached into the oven, she burnt her hand. "F@#k!" she yells.
"Mom, what's f@#k?" questionned Johnny.
"That's just another word for cooking the turkey."
"Oh, I get it," said Johnny.
All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. "I'll get it!" yells Johnny as he runs to the door. He then opened the door to find a group of old ladies standing outside.
"Hello young man. Are you parents home?" asked the front lady.
"Hello bags and b%^ches. My dad's upstairs s*%tting himself and my mom's downstairs f@#king the turkey."

Answer 5

gerry,
u need to take a break from the daily grind dear.. go out for a vacation n make ur mind fresh, den come back to yahoo answers..

Answer 6

that has to be one of the least funny jokes i've ever heard.

Answer 7

I'll bet you made this up??

It was a good thought.

Answer 8

Tee hee hee..that was a chuckle funny joke......tee hee hee!

Answer 9

I know I'm missing something here.I did not get it.

Answer 10

silly but real funny thank you

Answer 11

How can he write the letter if he's dead?