my wife, lovely woman, very feminine etc, however when she drops one its like being married to a bloke. trouble is she finds the whole farting thing dead funny. anyone else got a partner like this ??
2006-11-03 22:30:40 · 41 answers · asked by charlie_gilmour 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You should be grateful you have a down to earth woman by your side and not a stuck up cow.
2006-11-03 22:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Normal for any woman who has no manners, no couth, and who quite honestly eats far too many fry-ups and beans. Now, a gentleman would never fart in public, unless he is prepared to look directly at his wife or gf then move away looking stricken!
2006-11-04 05:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend left a fart while we were shopping in Big Lots. Damn thing sounded like it was coming over the intercom. I laughed so hard I pissed MY own pants!!!!!!!!!! But it had to have been MY fault? I cooked her dinner! SOMETHING I cooked set her off!
2006-11-04 14:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She needs to adjust her diet and stop trying to be one of the boys. Most men find women who fart very off putting. We have this notion of what they should look and behave like and I am certain no man dreams of a woman who walks around farting and smelling the place up.
2006-11-03 22:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Alf Garnett 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Just install a muffler on her a** - with air filter- and go about your merry way.
Seriously, I can't understand why a man or woman can't head for a private place if they feel an attack of flatulence coming on. It's the polite thing to do, anything other than a rare 'accident' is being just plain ill-mannnered.
2006-11-03 22:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by 13th Floor 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
you Lucky guy the only time Ive heard mine was when she had her head down the bog being sick i must admit I thought it was my lucky day and then the fart and the heaving i gave it a miss but at least I heard her fart
2006-11-04 06:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by SH1T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
all and sundry has a digestive tract, until they're chowing down on unicorns, they're gonna poop brown and function flatulence. yet once you're kinky you will possibly savour the occasional dutch oven (- .^) ; and no 2 females a million cup sort shizer the two, sorry yet those are the regulations.
2016-11-27 02:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by toborg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a bloke fart like then? "its all just a lot of "hot air" i reckon!
2006-11-04 09:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by arrow 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wherever you may be let your wind flow free and why not? As long as she does'nt blatently do it in public I wouldn't worry. I find it funny myself cos im just the same.
My hubby doesn't find it offensive cos he's the same. There are plenty of other hang ups to be getting along with so concerntrate on those that really matter and leave her to fart as she pleases.
2006-11-03 22:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by Scatty 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
"Good Grief"!!!!!!, no, it's not very lady like!! I've been with my partner over 2 years and not once I blew winds when he's around. And if I need to Do One I head out the back door. No it's not funny!! If you really feel it's not on, you must tell your lovely wife straight!
2006-11-03 22:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Yep it's normal...everyone farts. Just tell her to lay off the beans.
2006-11-03 22:32:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋