the Bethlehem job centre to see three men with parcels standing outside his front door. As he goes in Mary shouts any luck dear?. Don't give me that "dear" bulls**t he says, here we are with bleedin baby and Christ knows who the father is, there's no f**king work to be had anywhere at this time of year and there's three blokes outside with stuff from the f**king catalog.
2006-11-03 22:00:52 · 8 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice 1 Brent
I love your jokes and my sister does to thumbs up to you
2006-11-03 22:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha pure joker ive got one for u..
Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line
lol ;)
2006-11-03 22:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
just to let u know.. there are alot of christians here and they could feel insulted... makin up jokes about other people's cultures and religions is pathetic and immature.
2006-11-04 05:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that joke should be deleted. Very poor taste on your part.
2006-11-03 23:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-03 22:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad :)
2006-11-03 22:54:01 · answer #6 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-03 22:02:40 · answer #7 · answered by D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
c.rap
2006-11-03 22:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋