hello what are you here for?. My master is having me put to sleep. Oh dear says the first dog what have you done. Well my master came home last night and I was not feeling to good but all he wanted me to do was play fetch the ball. Anyway I did it three times and then went and got in my bed, when I wouldn't go again he gave me a clout, and like I said I was feeling a bit off so I bit his hand. Thats my story so why are you here?. Well what happened was this, I was walking past the bathroom and my mistress was kneeling over the bath washing her hair. She didn't have a stitch on and I couldn't resist myself. I jumped up put both paws on her shoulders and gave her a real good f***ing. So says the other youv'e come to put to sleep as well have you?. Oh no he winked back I'm having my claws cut.!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-03 20:10:02 · 26 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Brent
you got me again very good LMAO
2006-11-03 22:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2006-11-04 04:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by GROTBAGS 76 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I'd love to come back as a Great Dane.
2006-11-04 05:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's with all the Blonde-Haters ? And , anyway , I thought it was only Men who preferred blondes ! Shows they share their tastes with "their best friends !"
2006-11-04 05:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one that got any new jokes
2006-11-04 04:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing... m sure the mistress was blond!
2006-11-04 04:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by TulipGirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obviously she likes it doggy style.
Must be a blonde
2006-11-04 04:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
an old one but still funny
2006-11-04 04:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never heard it. I think it was funny.
2006-11-04 04:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-04 04:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋