I think ,if there is any truth to these " Blonde jokes", it would be ment for " the bleached blondes girls", cuz u must be out of ur mind, have no brain or no self steam/character or ur own strong personality to try to be or look something that ur not . Actually, i found that the true natural blondes are highly intellegent & want u to pay attention to their personality, while the bleached wants u to pay attention to their new looks.
Just my opinion & sorry if i offended the " bleached blondes " ! I would suggest, stay with ur natural colour cuz if that what God gave u, it must be the perfect 4 u & been natural is more beautifull !
Your opinions, please !
2006-11-03 19:43:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Targetted to bleached blonde usually. But actually we cannot judge someone by their haircolor.
2006-11-03 19:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by ღSuzyneta Izziyaniღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the docs workplace one :) _____ a guy approached a merchandising device in use via a blonde. He watched her placed her earnings, press the button, and get a can of Coke. The blonde repeated this action some cases, and quickly a queue began to form. the guy tapped the blonde on the shoulder and with politeness suggested, "Excuse me, yet ought to somebody else use the device?" The blonde circled angrily and replied, "won't be in a position to you spot i'm triumphing?!" _____ A blonde went to a rich area of the neighbourhood, and went from door to door offering to do oddjobs to fund her holiday. She went to a huge, fancy residing house, and asked the previous guy if he replaced into fascinated. the guy observed she replaced into blonde, and desperate to be crafty. So he provides the blonde £50 to color his porch. Now, he has a huge porch, and it will take her an prolonged time to color it - and he's familiar with it would value him greater suitable than £50 to get it achieved. So while the blonde concurs he is going and gets her paint, and a broom until eventually now taking flight smugly into his residing house to tell his spouse. a pair of hours later, the doorbell is going off back, and the guy thinks the blonde ought to have run out of paint. So he is going to the door with yet another tin. "Oh i do no longer choose greater paint," smiles the blonde, "i've got complete. i've got even achieved 2 coats." The previous guy is startled, yet thinks he ought to have basically dozed off and lost music of time. So he hands over £50, happy along with his rip-off. The blonde takes the money and starts to stroll away. Then she turns around and says, "Oh and via ways, that may no longer a porsche, this is a mercedes." x
2016-10-15 08:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I myself am a brunette, I have dyed my hair blonde but I've had my hair basically every color of the rainbow. For me dying my hair is fun and I guess a fashion thing. With new hair colors you can match with new clothing or makeup colors. I guess your talking about women who dye their hair blonde cause they're insecure or trying to be something they're not. I think blonde jokes are retarted, especially since there directed at just women! There are plenty of intelligent blonde women in the world. It does seem like the fake blondes are usually the braindead ones. I think they pretend to be dumb though like Jessica Simpson. They think men like clueless easy bimbos!
2006-11-03 19:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Cappychic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh lighten up. They are just jokes. I personally think it shows a certain lack of intelligence to bleach you hair to become a blond.
2006-11-03 19:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then you must have bleached your hair blond, coco. It's "esteem" not "steam", and "intelligent" not intellegent" (don't tell me it's just a typo). But seriously, does it matter if someone bleached his/her hair blond? dumb is dumb. doesn't matter if you're blond, brunette, bald, unnecessarily hairy, or what not. If someone is to blame for all these jokes about blonds, It's those blonds that act so dumb!
"if there's smoke, there's fire"
2006-11-03 20:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both sorts of blondes. Even in movies and stuff, bimbos and dumb girls are mostly played by blondes. So most people have this thing in their head that all blondes are basically dumb.
2006-11-03 19:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know some natural blondes and some bleach blondes....i think these jokes are aimed toward them both...naturla blondes are dingy and bleached blondes are just dumb, but they are both alot of "fun"
2006-11-03 20:01:19 · answer #7 · answered by R D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is blond in spirit. (her hair is brown). For instance, she asked me repeatedly how to hear God talk to her. I told her she had to get quiet and listen. She said she sat and sat and never heard a thing. I laughed to myself and said "well, maybe you are just not in a position to need an answer right now" and she said "But mom, I was sitting crosslegged!".
That is blond.
2006-11-03 19:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by starshine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
blonde jokes don't harm anyone..
i am a natural blonde (currently a redhead)..and i don't get offended.
there are plenty of other jokes..redneck, dirty, wedding..even racist..etc
not everyone gets offedded. i know many black people that don't get offended by racist jokes.
it just depends apon the person..is he a total softie or can he laugh at himself?
2006-11-03 20:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by pokerface 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should let the brown dye wear off and go back to your natural, blonde hair color!
2006-11-03 19:48:28 · answer #10 · answered by wetdreamdiver 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋