Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!" "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired. "Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My old man's home! My old man's home!'"
2006-11-03 17:20:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your good...roflmao, how do you do it?
2006-11-03 17:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by twysty 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Aha! Nice. That's a good one. I will give you one even though everyone has heard it, but maybe you havent':
A Pirate walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says "did you know there is a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts".
Nice joke, though! Keep em coming!
2006-11-03 17:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by NightTrainWooWoo 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oops
2006-11-03 17:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes she must love the person atleast once in her whole life.
2006-11-03 19:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anu 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm sorry to hear that your wife is having an affair with the milk man and the post office guy...oh wait, you didn't know?
2006-11-03 17:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by briar_rose1080 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Soooooooo, Miranda. Been reading your "questions". How come you're obsessed with infidelity????
2006-11-03 17:22:47 · answer #6 · answered by WindWalker10 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You still need too, brush up on your jokes girlie..
2006-11-03 21:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-03 19:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thank You for that I needed the laugh !!
2006-11-03 17:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Little Laughs....
2006-11-05 01:55:12 · answer #10 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
suzie the b itch...there's no other way to describe her...poor guy!
2006-11-03 17:25:54 · answer #11 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋