John woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to bring it to his wife. The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to bring it to his wife. The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
2006-11-03 16:43:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha i will write this one down for hubby lol thanks
2006-11-03 16:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cali
2016-05-21 22:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Variation of a Good Joke. Not bad...
2006-11-05 01:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1
2006-11-03 16:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
didnt understand the other notes but i sure understand the laste one
although im not sure he can do it.
2006-11-03 16:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by kiela 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A great way for couples to communicate!! LMAO!!!
2006-11-03 16:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Belle 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's cute.
2006-11-05 02:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the commications is good
2006-11-03 20:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by vijay 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-03 16:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Makes me want to spank it
2006-11-03 16:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha! Good one!
2006-11-03 16:45:49 · answer #11 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋