I want to get revenge on this ***** who always embarasses me I have a compl,etely different idea for later( my best friend) stabbed my back so I want to give her violent diareah, or anything as humiliating. make her gain weight or whatever. I realy need to make sure that no guys at school because she is full of herself. (That's the reason that I want to do this.) every time she likes a guy
2006-11-03 16:30:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Make her cookies with exlax in them
2006-11-03 16:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by Chickybabe 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make chocolate brownies with choclate laxative mixed in. You could also make her throw up by squirting just a couple drops of some kind of eye drop into her food or drink. If she doesn't know protein bars make you gain weight, you could tell her they help her with some other problem she thinks or knows she has. I got all these ideas from tv or movies. Laxative: That 70's Show. Eye drops: CSI and Wedding Crashers. Protein bars: The ONE scene I saw from Mean Girls. I DO want to add to K P that diarrea IS contagious. If you have diarrea and don't wash your hands (gross), and you touch something of her's which she touches she can get diarrea like that too.
2006-11-04 00:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by viva_bamm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put a few eye drops in her drink at lunch when shes not looking, diarhea will be the least of her problems, she'll be puking left and right, laxitive is no good because it wont be easily hidden in her lunch, or ne where for that matter.. eye drops are a better choice, just a few drops though, dont kill her. either that or go to the local joke store pick up itching powder (yes it does exist) put it on her drink straw when shes not looking, then when he drinks her lips will turn red and start itching, thats when u start the rumor that she has herpes, that'll ruin her rep right quick!
2006-11-04 00:37:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay in school, girlfriend. Think about how you are humiliating yourself right now with your grammer. If the girl who is doing this to you could read (or if anyone could read...) this crap that you tried to type, she wouldn't be worried about you trying to get revenge. She'd probably be amazed that you could even spell it. Pay attention in English class (and all other subjects, too.)
2006-11-04 00:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by shellese2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riiiiight. And then you will tell your friends so they will laugh at her, and one will be secretly mad at you and then they will tell her. 5 of her friends will corner you outside school and beat you up. Then they will laugh about it while you're upset. Then you'll tell you mom.... etc etc etc
Get some new friends and stop being a *****. If you're a nice decent person you won't get stuck with "best friends" like these.
2006-11-04 00:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by PinkPrincessNerd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doing that to someone not only jeopardizes their health but if anyone finds out it was you who did this...you can be charged with assault. Focus more on your own life and goals rather than revenge...it will be better for you
2006-11-04 00:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Use a thermos and put some hot coco in it and before you do wash it really good and leave dish soap in the bottom of it. My aunt did that when she was little to my grandfather by mistake and he never left the toilet for a day and a half.
-NmD!
2006-11-04 00:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by NoMaD! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I guess there's the old ExLax, if you can get her to eat it somehow. I saw some CSI episode where eyedrops can do the trick too. (But on the show the guy who ended up ingesting the eyedrops died of a heart attack or some sh*t, so I dunno if I'd recommmend it). Good luck with your revenge though!!!!
2006-11-04 00:35:23 · answer #8 · answered by marcia_mahoya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best way would be to squat over a small trash can that has a plastic bag in it. You can then tie up the bag and give it to this person as a gift.
http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques/Content/Specimen/specimen.html
2006-11-04 00:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by potential tourist 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever seen the movie mean girls....?? like someone said Karma is a biotch.. I believe they got hit by a bus in the end..... yeah. Try to be the bigger person.
2006-11-04 00:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by HappyGirl24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take ex-lax and melt it down and then take some of those hugs and kisses. cut some chocolate out and pour in melted ex-lax and replace the plug. be careful however to much of this could cause someone to die
2006-11-04 00:40:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋