One night two robbers had just taken a load of corn. They heard the police after them and ran, as they ran they dropped two ears of corn. To hide from the police they went into a rave yard, they waited out the police and started to seperate the ears of corn saying "one for you and one for me" as they were busy doing that, a two drunk men passed by and heard them, they looked into the grave yard but couldn't see any thing they just heard "one for you and one for me" The drunkards said oh my gosh God and the Devil are seperating the dead!" Then they over heard one of the robbers say "Hey lets go back for the other two on the road!" The two drunkards ran!
well Its sounds better in spanish, but Hope it at least makes you smile!
2006-11-03 15:57:26 · 10 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha...A neat and Clean Joke with soberness and simplicity in creating a funny and hilarious situation..Nice one Iliked it !
2006-11-03 16:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The steel on the ones holders are first-rate for the tank, I have used them typically. The brown/white bits is simply the tough water deposits. The deaths are more often than not a mixture of elements...you might have (had) approach too many fish for measurement of tank. The mixture of fish was once more often than not additionally inflicting tons of strain. Guppies and betta (esp male) do not relatively get alongside. Betta men and ladies in equal tank additionally unhealthy suggestion except tank is big with plenty of room for hiding. That type of catfish wanted more space too. With strain can come disorder, fungus, parasites, and now not all of those are simply identified on the grounds that they are able to be certainly inner, and doubt you wish to do fish autopsies. Best factor to do, wait earlier than getting any further fish. Do extra water alterations, a couple of per week if you'll, and permit the tank stabilize. Make definite to make use of a well water conditioner and determine that the temperature of the water you're putting in place is almost what's in there. Also, the equipment you employ must certainly not be in touch with any cleaning soap or cleaners (so do not use your mop bucket to fill the tank, get ones which can be for the tank use best)
2016-09-01 06:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke reminds me of another:
A drunk was taking a shortcut through a graveyard when he stepped into a freshly-dug grave. He tried for a few minutes to climb back out, but it was deep and the walls steep, and in his drunken state he couldn't make it over the top; finally, he gave up and settled into a corner to sleep.
About an hour later, he was awakened when another drunk fell into the same grave. The newcomer didn't see the first man in the darkness, but tried to climb out.
Seeing the man unsuccessfully trying to climb out as he had, the first drunk said, "It's no use, you'll never escape."
But he did!
2006-11-03 16:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by Eric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-03 16:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He lol
2006-11-03 16:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOODE ONE
2006-11-03 20:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2006-11-03 16:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by CROSS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was FUNNY!!!! it did make me SMILE!!!! ;D
2006-11-03 16:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by crazysami1313 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS CUTE.
:)
2006-11-03 16:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by h_a_l_e_y 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SUPER funny, thanks rotflmao
2006-11-03 16:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋