Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
2006-11-03 15:52:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how can i pick from all the best answers? i will break the tie if possible... in voting!
2006-11-06 04:48:23 · update #1
I couldn't have said that better except maybe to add "No Brain" to the list of things that are missing lolol ,,,, You deserve the 10 points for that one ,,,,,, That's a perfect description of the blithering idiot we have in the white house right now ,,,,, lol
2006-11-03 16:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2006-11-03 16:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And at some point, after a bus driving force called her infant grotesque, her mom remarked to the guy beside her on the bus that she ought to provide that bus driving force a chunk of her concepts. the guy then mentioned, "You do this. i'm going to hold your monkey for you."
2016-11-27 02:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Pretty funny!
2006-11-03 15:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
appropriate and funny
good one man 9.3 out of 10
2006-11-03 16:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by Ananymos 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Good one.
2006-11-03 16:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How absolutely appropriate! Love it!!!
2006-11-03 15:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! Very funny!
2006-11-03 16:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-03 16:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one! very funny!
2006-11-03 16:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋