2006-11-03 15:26:04 · 19 answers · asked by GodLess American 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You indeed have a marvelous wit and sense of humor.
but Sad but true I don't think the God does Book signings .
they say he doesn't care for money but will take 10% on book sales . peace out and enjoy the life
2006-11-03 15:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, i actually have a bible autographed by god, himself, but if i told you how i got it you'd probably just laugh and scorn me and so why, why even bother to tell you at all?
2006-11-03 15:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently if you pray hard enough and often enough (usually kneeling on the floor beside you bed before you go to sleep) your prays will be answered and God will autograph you book. Just ask and he will do it for you as he is at your beckon-call.
2006-11-03 15:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God's autograph is in your Bible already, signed with Jesus' nail scarred, bloody hand. If you accept his sacrifice for your sins, he will write, "I love you" on your heart.
2006-11-03 15:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Kidd! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE ALREADY HAS! YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT. To reveal the autograph get a sponge of holy water and moisten the inside cover. It is in invisible ink.
2006-11-03 15:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by Search4truth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are trying to be funny, sorry to burst your bubble but you are NOT. Before offending someone try to think with your tiny little brain which has not made progress from when you were born. You got that. JK. Just think before you hurt someone cuz that aint funny
2006-11-03 15:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
HE autographed it when HE inspired the people who wrote it. Maybe you should read it so you may be inspired ! ! ! ! !
2006-11-03 15:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by Neetaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait till he goes on Oprah! and try like hell to get tickets.
2006-11-03 15:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just show him one of your previous pics from your 360 page,.....he'll do whatever you ask! :)
2006-11-03 16:15:26 · answer #9 · answered by Randy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit asking ridiculous questions and maybe He will think about it...
2006-11-03 15:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by softfuzzyrabbit 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋