Have you done any of these "lefty sins" lately?
1) Littered in a park or river?
2) Judged a middle eastern person as a terrorist?
3) Picketed the funeral of a gay person or a US soldier?
4) Bombed an abortion clinic?
5) Answered more than 5 yahoo questions with the same quote from Leviticus?
6) Bought all your Christmas gifts at Wal-Mart and then complained about lazy welfare cases?
7) Voted for a pedophile because you are against gay marriage?
8) Put a "W" sticker on a car that does not belong to you?
9) Fired an employee for getting their nose pierced?
10) Thrown a plastic bottle in the garbage (instead of recycling it)?
11) Driven a Hummer around the block a few times just for the hell of it.
12) Fed your kids a Happy meal because you are too lazy to cook?
Confess your sins and be forgiven my child....
2006-11-03 15:12:08 · 8 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The only one I'm even close to breaking is number 6. I do shop at Walmart, even though I don't like it.
2006-11-03 15:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I confess my Sins to GOD Only.
I confess my Faults to my Bro.'s and Sis.'s soasthase's can Help me get Through them.
And my Sense of Hummer won't make it around the Block either!
2006-11-03 15:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait a minute! You didn't have "Rant against the liberal media"!
2006-11-03 15:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate two pieces of cake last night and felt sick later.
2006-11-03 15:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at that! twelve sins! and I'm not guilty of one of them.
I like this religion!
2006-11-03 15:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. And I think your sarcasm will be lost on these folks.
2006-11-03 15:14:45 · answer #6 · answered by poecile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope i would never do anything like that,
cuz im a good person :D
2006-11-03 15:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Wyatt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty then..
2006-11-03 15:13:35 · answer #8 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋