here is another funny joke?

Question

Once again, it is dirty, so read at your own risk!!!
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A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

Answer 1

Try this. You'll need a friend (or more). Get 5 pennies. Place them one at a time heads up after asking the following questions.
1) do you smell anything? It's a cent
2) do you see a fruit? It's a pair
3) do you see any cars? Three Lincolns
4)do you see a snake? it's a copperhead
5) do you seen any p***y? AND YOU WON'T FOR 5 CENTS

Answer 2

Funny! 100!

Answer 3

From which direction the shoot will be successful? From the back or from the side.

Answer 4

Ewwww. Not very funny. My husband liked it.

Answer 5

mr. fancy pants, you're almost as funny as coutessa. but not quite there yet. i still love yo jokes.

Answer 6

From the right "point of view" your joke was "right on target" lmfao :)

Answer 7

That is too funny, lmao,,, needed that laugh, thank you.

Answer 8

ehehhe lol nice one really funny and it makes sense too

Answer 9

Ouch! Good one!

Answer 10

HA! That is funny!