three men were in heaven. god was giving them a secong chance in life. there was a gay guy, an italian guy, and a homeless guy. god says, " ill put you back on earth. but you cant do the thing you like to do most. the italian says," i cant make pizza anymore?" god says "no" the homeless guy says " i cant take money off the street anymore?" god says no. the gay guy says " i cant have it with guys anymore?" god says no. so tey were all sent back to earth. the italian sees a pizza parlor and walks inside.POOF! he disapeeres. then the homeless guy and the gay guy were walking and the homeless guy see $100 on the street. he bends over to pick it up and they both disapeer.
2006-11-03
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