2006-11-03 14:37:59 · 9 answers · asked by robert m 7 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Cause your spending all of your money on the Captain and there's no money left to see the doctor.
2006-11-04 08:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by marlene g 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the list for liver donors is so very short. 16 oz. of a distilled liquor per day may keep the doctor away, but the mortician will be just around the corner.
2006-11-04 07:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by davidscottwoodruff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The smell of the person's breath ought to keep anyone away.
P.S. At a pint a day, no doctor will bother to save your liver.
2006-11-04 02:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by minijumbofly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know......but Captain Morgan and Dr Pepper is awesome
2006-11-03 14:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by Deb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the spices in it. spices are good for the body. try it as a hot toddy. it will clear up a stuffy head. but you dont need a pint a day. maybe just a shot or 2.
2006-11-03 17:36:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I don't think it can keep the doctor away. Would be nice tho.
2006-11-03 19:04:43 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHOULD BE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
2006-11-04 05:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you drink it and forget to go to the doctor's office.
2006-11-03 18:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by albinopolarbear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Germs can't grow in it.
2006-11-03 14:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by DavidNH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋