Since the god of the Bible is immoral (He sanctions murder, slavery, genocide etc) it strikes me that he probably is a liar too. So why not worship Satan too? Just incase god gets overthrown.
2006-11-03 14:26:24 · 18 answers · asked by The Chaos Within 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go ahead and try it out. If you feel that God is immoral and a liar, then you already serve your father, which is Satan. But know this - the Word says ALL things serve the will of God, even Satan. And the history of the world has already been written by God, and He will not be overthrown. Nor does He sanction anything you mention. These are the evil workings of evil people, not of God. Your statements only prove once again that sanctimonious morons like yourself should try reading the Bible, instead of bashing it.
2006-11-03 14:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Satan is the accuser. He's one of the best of God's employees. He's the prosecuting attorney. Can you worship him. Why? He's only an employee of God.
Remember the night God and Satan , probably over a card game with lots of wine....He likes wine....made the bet that Job would renounce God if things got really tough for him and God would just stop spoiling Job.
Anyhow, why worship any one you're not acquainted with? DUH
Satan also is doubly employed by God. Not only is he the prosecuting attorney but he is also the gymnastics instructor for God's kids.
If he tempts you and you stand firm, you become stronger.
If he tempts you and you go running to God, you will be taught some good strategies for overcoming temptation.
If he tempts you and you fall, you can go running to God and he will take you up on his lap, wipe away your tears and give you lots of attention and advice on how you can resist temptation in the future.....one good way He may tell you is to laugh at Satan.
Satan takes himself/herself, very seriously. If you laugh at him he'll get out of there fast.
So, either way whether you yield to temptation or scare him out of the gymn, you win.
So why worship Satan?
Let him worship you? or at least get scared out of your way.
2014-12-07 14:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by Helen Porter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-28 12:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you cant get much more ignorant, I'll simply ask you now for your social security number, email accounts, driver's license number and bank accounts thanks!!! Youre like a little kid who likes to talk back to his parents but doesnt know what the hell he's talking about. If you knew anything about the God of the Bible, you'd understand the sequence of events for everything within the book. You also might get a good look at the unfolding of history; although your remarks suggest you just arent smart enough to think that hard. You'd rather make a sarcastic remark that simply doesnt make sense. I hope Satan doesnt get the chance to bend you over!
2006-11-03 14:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
but Satan isn't going to reject you because you worshiped God. he takes everyone because we all sin & he is all about sinning.
by the way, where did you get the idea that the God referred to in the Bible is immoral by sanctioning murder, slavery, etc? just curious.
2006-11-03 14:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by christy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't stop there. Sacrifice and pray to every god, goddess, spirit, and tree nymph that has ever been conceived by the mind of man--JUST IN CASE! What if it turns out that the ancient Egyptians were right?! Better get right with Osiris!
2006-11-03 14:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says you can't slave for two masters. So sorry it's one side or the other, there's no fence sitting in this issue.
2006-11-03 14:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn K 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow you are calling God a liar .have you read your Bible from the begining to the end? he knows what we think I bet he is thinking how ashamed of you he is for calling him a liar.
2006-11-03 14:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by Dew 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He is not imorral. He used that as punishment. The Bible says "no man can serve two masters"
2006-11-03 14:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by ~Amber~ 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Wow that's heavy duty.
2006-11-03 14:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋