If someone is attacking you, is poop a good defense?
2006-11-03 14:21:47 · 12 answers · asked by Billy After the Incident 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
There is a Gay martial art called "Poop Flinging" when dudes toss poop at eachother and try to hit eachother in the face and chest with the flung poop. They are pretty accurate with flinging it.
2006-11-04 09:16:51 · update #1
Depends on the poop and what is attacking you. If it's a dog, they like poop for example. Please be more specific :)
2006-11-03 14:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by Angela 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If at the time they are attacking you, you just happened to have a handful of fresh dookie then go ahead and throw it, otherwise I don't think your reaction time would be served well by waiting for the production of some poop and then throwing your freshly made fesces ammo... I'd just assume grab something more readily available
2006-11-04 01:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by steveninc2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the funniest question ever!
Although as a weapon it's not going to have any serious pain effects.
But honestly if I were attacking a person who $#!t in thier hand and tried to throw it at me - it would scare the hell out of me! This person is insane!
2006-11-04 14:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not? What ever works. The world is a nasty place. Plus, next time they make think twice before trying to steal your purse as you are leaving the drag bar.
2006-11-03 15:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by browning_1911 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG this is to f***ing funny!!!!! I would say yes it is a good defense....I would run away if someone started throwing poop at me.....LOL
2006-11-05 10:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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This question and the answers have got me really laughing hard....
I guess that would depend on who or what you are defending yourself from....personaly....It would be one sure way to keep me far away from you............if I knew you could toss accurately....or even if I didn't know if you could toss good....if I knew you really stunk at tossing....depending on what you did to make me that mad to attack you ....I just might take a chance....
Thanks for the laughs!!!...
Peace
2006-11-03 21:57:52 · answer #6 · answered by KorvetteKaren 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha yeah i guess cause the person would be too busy pukeing from the smell and if it was to get them off or away from you then yeah i guess so
2006-11-04 12:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is the first thing you think of in defending yourself, you have a problem, lol
2006-11-03 14:23:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a stinky one. Go ahead throw it.
2006-11-04 01:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by LucyBoop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is ok but not a good defense i think a gun is your best defense
2006-11-03 19:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋