Back in the early twenties, organ grinders used to go into bars with their pet monkeys and entertain the customers for tips. This particular grinder walks into a bar with his pet monkey and states that he can play any tune that they want to hear. With that, he perches the monkey on the end of the bar, and the monkey is hopping down the bar, when it plops his a-ss on top of a drunk's glass. The drunk yells, "Shay, old man, duh yah know your monkeys got his a-ss in my beer?"
The organ grinder replies, "No, but go ahead and hum a few bars, and I'll pick it up from there."
2006-11-03 13:37:16 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha nice one actually it is because it usally takes me a while to get jokes and i got that one!!!!
2006-11-03 13:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by ~Manda_Panda~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
r u sure the organ grinder isnt the drunk one?
2006-11-03 21:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by zoechick186 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. You must have done some research to come up with a new one for here. 10 points for you.
2006-11-04 01:34:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did you here that from thats a cool joke for the weekend.....do you have any more to share and i'll hum a few bars for you...ha ha.
2006-11-03 22:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by HOT MAMI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww! Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-03 21:42:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me Bartender, I said with a "Lemon", not "Lemur" !!!
2006-11-03 22:43:00 · answer #6 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw, you gave away the answer too soon, ugh
2006-11-05 02:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by pokerpaul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-03 21:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by cc_broad3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groan
2006-11-03 22:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much fun was that? "Almost some"!
2006-11-03 21:41:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋