Like if you see him coming for you, is it true the only way to kill zombie Jesus is to chop his head off? Does zombie Jesus crave brains? Does his zombie like cult spread infection through bites? Will zombie Jesus star in an epic monster vs. monster flick like "Zombie Jesus VS. The Werewolf"?
2006-11-03 13:34:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What a sick and twisted little mind you have.
2006-11-03 13:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by Missy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
the certainty that in the time of a few of those tragedies our u . s . a . is continuously dealing with, human beings nevertheless locate it in themselves to assist others particularly of having themselves to risk-free practices. the certainty that even although there are a number of those undesirable human beings killing others there is much greater those that make human beings's lives greater suitable. i'm hoping that ultimately those human beings will impression the worldwide basically sufficient to end the ineffective killing and get all of us to assist the worldwide grow to be a greater physically powerful place.
2016-10-15 08:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that is funny.
Night of the Living Jesus? Not a good title. Attack of the undead reborn...
2006-11-03 13:37:23 · answer #3 · answered by Zach 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
zombies arent really alive... so no... they are more like dead people who move around like robots. Jesus is the author of life, he is the creator of all life. not the same
however people can be dead in sin and spiritiual zombies and He can breath life into them... the antidote to spiritual zombeisity perhaps.. but zombie definitely not
Ephesians 2
1And YOU WERE DEAD ( thought question: could this possibly describe you spiritually speaking? could it? do zombies know they are zombies?) in the trespasses and sins 2in which you once walked, following the course of this world, following the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that is now at work in the sons of disobedience-- 3among whom we all once lived in the passions of our flesh, carrying out the desires of the body[a] and the mind, and were by nature children of wrath, like the rest of mankind. 4But[b] God, being rich in mercy, because of the great love with which he loved us, 5even when we were dead in our trespasses, made us alive together with Christ--by grace you have been saved-- 6and raised us up with him and seated us with him in the heavenly places in Christ Jesus, 7so that in the coming ages he might show the immeasurable riches of his grace in kindness toward us in Christ Jesus. 8For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, 9not a result of works, so that no one may boast. 10For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.
2006-11-03 13:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
No. Jesus is not a zombie. He has not been and will never be a zombie.
2006-11-03 13:50:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
May the Supreme Being bless you. May He enlightens your way of thinking.
2006-11-03 13:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by amy n 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
no Jesus is not a zombie...i think you watch wayyyy to many movies man....
2006-11-03 13:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
no, it'll be called "night of the living christ" and he'll only kill people as their leaving church
2006-11-03 13:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Blasphemy....
2006-11-03 13:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
you need help
2006-11-03 13:55:55 · answer #10 · answered by Chelsey m 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋