Help! I over-buttered by toast! What steps do I take to remedy this error?

Answer 1

The first thing you must do is not panic. Try your best not to faint. Inhane and exhale deeply. When you are calm take off all your clothes. Then pick up the two overbuttered slices of toast and proceed to rub them all over your body. Start at your feet, moving up to your knees, up to your groin, buttocks, stomach, chest, under your arms, neck, and face. The butter will lubricate your thirsty pores, while the roughness of the toast will gently exfoliate. By now the excess butter will have been soaked into your skin, and the toast will be perfect! Enjoy!

Answer 2

1. Throw out the toast.
2. Put new toast in the toaster.
3. Wait for it to pop up.
4. Butter it lightly.
5. Enjoy!

Answer 3

Wow!!! I know what do!!! But you have to hurry before the butter melts all the way...

Scrape your toast (the buttered side) down over the edge of a table/counter... it has to be a sharp 90 degree edge. This should sufficiently remove the excess butter from your toast. Then all you have to do is wipe the butter of the table/counter and you can sit down and eat!

Or you can use a butter knife to scrape the extra off, but that is not as much fun...
:)

Best Wishes...
T.

Answer 4

Just eat it. Or throw another slice of toast on top of the buttery one. Big error all right. Hope that is the only error you endure. Next time, let someone else butter your toast. .

Answer 5

First thing is to relax. Do not worry. Grab some paper towels, and lightly dab the toast, absorbing as much butter as you'd like to remove. I hope that everything turns out ok.

Answer 6

Put another fleshly toasted slice on top of it to take excess butter off and Whala. All fixed.

Answer 7

Scrape it with a butter knife, much as you would a burnt piece of toast.

In fact, intentionally burning toast and scraping off the black part is a good way to practice.

Answer 8

Take it into a room with a really expensive carpet on the floor ---- hold the toast above your head -- don't worry about "which -side up" Drop it on the carpet -- and BINGO - problem solved!!
Now go to YA laundry and cleaning category to post your next question.

Answer 9

if youve overbutterd your toast you could under butter the other piece of toast and place the overbutterd piece on top of the underbutterd piece and gravity will do the work this only works with slightly overbutterd toast

Answer 10

1. Sit down
2. Take deep breaths
3. Get up and grab a paper towel
4. Blot the toast to remove excess butter
5. Eat the toast
6. Enjoy
7. NEVER DO IT AGAIN!