Quickie #1 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, the other is the husband. Quiskie #2 mother superior called all the nuns together and said to them "I must tell you something, we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent. "thank god" said an elderly nun from the back, "I'm so sick of Chardonnay. Quickie #3 A polish immigrant went to th DMV to apply for a drivers licence, first of course he had to have an eye test. The optician showed him a card with the letters czwixmostacz "can you read this" asked the optician, read it replied the polish guy, I know him.
2006-11-03 12:22:40 · 4 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
like the third one even if i heard it b4
2006-11-03 12:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probally his twin brother.
2006-11-03 20:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
twin brother
2006-11-03 20:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats my name
2006-11-04 09:21:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋