Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Little Johnny enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."
2006-11-03 11:41:06 · 9 answers · asked by i_love_ponys83 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO good 1
One day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as i am of him that water not fit to drink
2006-11-03 11:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-03 11:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one today
2006-11-03 20:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile of the day
2006-11-03 13:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-03 11:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by Xiao Ma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-03 11:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-03 11:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by mannit m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-03 13:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-03 12:56:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋