2006-11-03 11:36:41 · 15 answers · asked by Iris D. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamma's like a vibrating bed, 50 cents and she's turned on.
2006-11-03 11:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by the_forbiden_forest 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean, the French claimed new land.
Yo momma's so ugly...well look at you!
Yo momma's so stupid that she died of starvation at the grocery store.
(They're so common I know, but to get more watch Yo Momma on...I think either VH1 or MTV. GO WILMER!) lolz
2006-11-03 12:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by lex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb that i saw her and i was like you dumb and she's like you dumb and then, uhm, well i forget what happened after that but it was something, i think, maybe not. Then later the doctor came and 9 months were gone and you came out all of a sudden.
2006-11-03 12:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's kinda like this: Yo momma's so fat that she wanted to go to McDonalds, she tripped over wendy's and landed on burger king!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-03 11:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by tinajus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!
yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
she was a guard at Snake Mountain
they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
her shadow gave up.
people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...
her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
they gave her a middle name...'accident'.
she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
2006-11-03 11:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by LMJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb dat when i told her to take out he trash, she took herself and sat on the curb
2006-11-03 11:39:19 · answer #6 · answered by D-Choppa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
float like a butterfly sting like a bee i slept with yo momma now it burns when i pee
2006-11-03 11:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by dimples 4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama's So Stupid...
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. .
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
2006-11-03 12:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by Al 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she thought masturbation was a karate teacher
2006-11-03 11:40:59 · answer #9 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it"
2006-11-03 11:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by StRaWbErRiE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋