I know Ted was only taking methamphetamine to bring the gospel of Christ to more nonbelieving scum like myself.
2006-11-03 11:34:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FRANK ZAPPA IS GOD!
2006-11-03 11:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by a sock 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, the more there is to cover up and lie about, then the greater the need to preach self-righteous and point the finger at everybody else. Let's face it, if Rev. Ted Haggard is so busy preaching against gays, then the spotlight is not shining on his own secret sexual activity, and he can hide in the safety of the biggest closet of all: the church. And in case people don't know, Rev. Haggard has admitted to buying crystal meth (illegal drug), and having a massage, but he says he did not have sex. Do the math: Drugs + massage by a gay prostitute = ______ (do you need to have it spelled out)? What pack of lies will be uncovered next about these hypocrites? It's going to be a bitter pill for Rev. Haggard to swallow, but the truth is finally OUT.
2016-03-28 06:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speed will make you talk a mile a minute while making your mouth bone dry. If you're lucky you won't end up chewing the inside of your cheeks or biting your tongue.
Don't you remember what "they" said way back when: Speed kills! Stay far, far away from that stuff. It's NOT worth it!
2006-11-03 11:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by pat z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe ted was not taking meth to bring Jesus to us, but to bring Jesus to him. Maybe meth is the way to god. What a good example these people set for the kids. What a guy.
2006-11-03 12:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some times I need something to take the edge off when speaking to all these heathens. It is small vice for a large price.
2006-11-03 11:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's part of his new Speed Preaching Course.
2006-11-03 11:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No he wasn't, Ted- whoever that is- has some serious problems if he's on meth.
2006-11-03 11:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. It also makes you pick at your face until it hurts to look in the mirror.
2006-11-03 11:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Alert! -10 Points 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reality is he probably doesn't believe his own crap. He needs meth to escape from his own stupidity
2006-11-03 11:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it also helps when you stay up all night having gay sex with a massage therapist
2006-11-03 11:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no no, you don't understand. he bought them but never consumed them. he said it, so it must be true.
2006-11-03 11:44:32 · answer #11 · answered by Alucard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋