drug test help me?

Question

i quit weed for 3 month, and did it maybe 3 times at most after the 3 months. And last week i smoked again. I have to take a drug test tomorrow. PLease take all these into consideration: i used to be a heavy smoker over the summer, but quit for 3 months, i only weight 128, and ive been drinking alot of water, i havent smoked for exactly a week now. Any good advice on how to pass my test.?

Answer 1

For the pee test you want your urine well diluted (which is why you should drink plenty of fluids before testing.

Pot stays in your fat cells and so comes out of the system slowly. But also most tests are not very sensitive to Pot so if you're not a stoner, don't worry a week should be plenty of time to lower your THC levels to acceptable.

Oh, and you might as well binge on Alcohol, Tobacco and Caffeine, 'cause they're all OK!!

Answer 2

Boil up a cabbage and drink the broth. Cabbage helps clears the toxins from your system. Eat lots of fruit and veg, and avoid greasy and high fat foods as these slow down detoxification. Also, drink lots of water. If it's a urine test, give them a mid stream sample i.e pee for a bit then stop, then catch some urine, then finish peeing. The reason for this is that most of the toxins come out during the first and last part of your pee.

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Answer 3

This may sound funny, but drink pickle juice. It may be a wise tall that runs in my family but it worked for some of my friends.

Answer 4

You are going to fail the drug test. You need to stop smoking it completly.

Answer 5

Go to GNC and get the pills you can take 6hrs. before your drug test!

Answer 6

go to a novelty store or a health store and get something to clean you out. you may also want to search for products on the internet.

Answer 7

6.2.5 Certa or Certo:

This is an untested diuretic. Certa "has something to do with canning. Some people swear by it. Trouble is, it's always somebody else, a third party not present during the conversation, who uses it" (Pearson). I've heard rumors about people who smoked right up to the day before the test, consumed fruit pectin (a canning substance similar to Certa), and passed the test. However, there hasn't been any tests to validate those claims. Will someone with a lab at their disposal please test this stuff?



Goldenseal (plant) is useless; yet it's the most common thing for people to use. The only way to extract THC from fat cells is to exercise (5.8). Fat cells secrete fat with THC metabolites at a constant rate, regardless of what herbs you consume. You may be able to temporarily clean THC metabolites from your bloodstream, or dilute your fluids to yield a larger urine/THC ratio, but your bloodstream will continue collecting THC metabolites from fat. Your urine will continue collecting THC metabolites from your bloodstream.



6.1 Dilution:

Hyper saturating your body with fluids will dilute metabolites possibly below the 50 ng/mL threshold, depending on your metabolism. Be aware that creatinine levels are often tested, and will show that the sample has been diluted. Diluting your sample will also produce clear urine, with virtually no yellow color. They will assume that you've diluted your sample, and they may reject your sample on the basis of color alone.

It's only necessary to start drinking just before the test. Those who drown themselves in fluid days before a test are only causing unnecessary discomfort. Those who stay up all night drinking don't have any better chance than one who drinks heavily first thing in the morning. Get up early if the test is early, but don't lose sleep over a test that's given in the daytime.

6.1.1 Water:

Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water intoxication. It's very hard to do, and you'll vomit before anything gets serious.



6.1.3 Vitamin B:

Color your sample yellow by taking 50 to 100 milligrams of vitamin B. Many vitamins will work, but B-2 or B-12 (found in B-complex vitamins) are the most effective, though some will argue that vitamin C is better. This will also help if you plan to dope your sample (section 7). This does not guarantee that dilution will work. Diluted samples have been red-flagged when specific gravity and creatinine levels are tested and below normal. If you're taking vitamins at the last minute, check to see if they're time release. If so, crush it up and consume the powder. Coloring your urine isn't all that important because it's normal for people to have clear urine even when they don't consume much fluid.



6.2 Diuretics:

Diuretics make people urinate frequently. Coffee, cranberry juice, beer, iced tea, herbal tea, and Pepsi are all good diuretics. Grapes are known to be very good diuretics. Diuretics without caffeine or alcohol are recommended because caffeine and alcohol have negative side effects. Cranberry juice is also the cheapest. Avoid salts. Herbal diuretics do better than home remedies like juices.

6.2.1 Ultimate Blend (c):

This product used to be known as Test Free, but the name was changed. Ultimate Blend is a diuretic designed for the test, but works no better than other diuretics. Ultimate Blend is sold by Zydot Unlimited Inc.

6.2.2 Detoxify Carbo Clean (c):

This is a very new product, untested by a third party. It claims to absorb toxins, however, experts say that absorbing THC metabolites from fat cells is impossible. Here is a copy of the ad from Party Hut Enterprizes:

[Detox] Is a scientifically formulated carbohydrate blend that works by absorbing toxins and imuurities[sic]. It has been featured in High Times, and we are so confident of the results that we are offering a double-your-money-back guarantee for any failed results. This is the most complete program for the cleanest results! Precleanse (tm) herbal capsules are enclosed in every box of Carbo Clean. This extra advantage helps you begin cleansing the evening before the deadline. B-Complex tablets complete the program.



6.2.3 Naturally Klean Herbal Tea (c): Naturally Klean claims to clear any drug metabolites for a few hours after taking. Drink this shortly before the test. Naturally Klean was also listed as a drug screen in previous versions, but according to Nightbyrd, "it will do NOTHING to help you pass a urine test;" with the exception that it will dilute your urine. You can get Naturally Klean from Martha Butterfield-Jay Foundation or J&J Enterprizes. An anonymous user provided the ingredients list: dandelion root, burdock root, red clover top, chamomile flower, alfalfa leaf, licorice root, slippery elm inner bark, hibiscus flower, dog rose hips, natural fruit flavors. Dandelion root is said to be the effective diuretic.

6.2.4 Goldenseal:

Goldenseal is a plant and you can get either the root or the leaves in pill form. It's also a liquid or tea. The liquid is rumored to absorb slower than the capsules. Goldenseal is a diuretic, but works no better than other diuretics. Furthermore, NORML reports that Goldenseal is now being tested for. Taking Goldenseal is a foolish waste.




6.3 Vinegar:

There is a myth that drinking vinegar will mask drugs; it won't. However, vinegar lowers the pH of urine. Amphetamines are excreted up to 3 times as fast when urine is acidified. So vinegar could reduce the detection time period for amphetamines. The effects on detection time are generally insignificant, and it in my opinion it really wouldn't be worth it to drink vinegar. If you do decide to drink vinegar, I hear it's easiest to get a shot glass and do it in shots. It will cause diarrhea.




Good Luck!

Answer 8

Get off the drugs dummy!

Answer 9

u have to get someplace like gnc and get some special tea that they have for just that problem. don't know what it is called only know it is a special tea.

Answer 10

I HAVE HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME THE BEST THING U CAN DO IS DRINK PURE DILL PICKLE JUICE TRUST ME U NEED TO DRINK AT LEAST A QUART AND I KNOW IT NOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO BE DOING IT CAUSES LOTS OF THINGS ONE THING IT CRYSTALIZES UR LUNGS SO PLEASE TAKE MY ADVISE STOP THE DRUG PROBLEM YOU HAVE