I'm 360 pounds and had to used the restroom after the cocktail hour. There was an open bar and they were passing around a ton of horderves. I think either the raw oysters or the greasy pigs in a blanket did me in. Plus I was wacking down Jack Daniels (which usually binds me).
I flushed a few times, I don't know what happened. I had on a suit which was uncomfortable and tight dress shoes. It ended up flooding the men's room and was a big mess. My suit jacket fell in the water spill and my pant's cuffs were soaked.
My girlfriend said she was embarrassed and I wrecked things. I can't be dainty like her. She weighs 85 pounds and I like the way she looks. She wants me to drop a few pounds and said I should apologize to her sister and the husband. She claims we don't look good together but I am supporting her and she don't complain about that. She drives my old town car.
Its not my fault the reception place had bad plumbing. Should I tell them all to go F themselves?
2006-11-03 11:23:17 · 11 answers · asked by bigfatfrank1 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First of all dont be worryed its not your fault and she should get over it if she keeps making fun of you you should brake up with her
2006-11-03 11:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by Gloria. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
MAN THAT IS FUNNY...LAUGH it OFF...and man at 360 lbs you should lose weight not a couple but allot not for her but for you. Your health should come first the south-beach diet is the best. I'm not being funny I'm serious the food is good but in the first couple of weeks the diet is strict as far as what you can eat but you eat all day the diet pushes snaking. And tell your girl to put some meat on her bone 85lbs she a freakin skeleton unless she's like 4'5". goodluck with everything
2006-11-03 11:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sandy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell yeah! its not your fault that the reception had a dodgy plumbing system! u have the right to use there toilet even though u flooded the mens room lol! Who cares dude not your fault tell them to F### off! at least you didnt waist the food! lol!
2006-11-03 11:30:20 · answer #3 · answered by LiL' JON 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look for one your girlfriend has a problem if she weighs 85 lbs. You need to get her help fast before she hurts herself to much. and second, sh*it happens. It's not your fault. it's not a big problem. maybe you should say sorry. sorry that they couldn't find somewhere where the plumbing was good.lol.and she shouldn't be telling you to lose a few lbs. if your not telling her to gain a few lbs. that's rude and disrespectful to you. You need to find someone that doesn't put you down.YOU SHOULD SO TELL THEM ALL TO GO F*UK THEMSELF!!your feel better.
2006-11-03 11:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by *~*Ash*~* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a question...how do you *****...won't she snap?...wouldn't you snap her? dude find a ***** with some stamina who can laugh that sh!t off...cause it wasn't like you sh!tted on the bitche$ dress...then you should say sorry lol..good luck big boy do what makes you happy but stay healthy
2006-11-04 08:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by TPete 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are fat and disgusting and you should lose weight.
However, in this situation, you are in the right so go and tell them all to go F themselves.
2006-11-03 11:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by darkstone331 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
yes yes..hey stuff happens and it should just be dropped and forgotten by all ! Life sucks already and petty stuff should not be dwelled on ! thanks !
2006-11-03 11:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL you're sick! how thick was your s hit buddy? 4 inches?
2006-11-03 11:25:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ms.Budonkadonk 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL hahaha
2006-11-03 11:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by Luis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it\'s not ur falt .. and your gf should have been more supportive
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2006-11-03 11:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by c g 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋