2006-11-03 10:40:59 · 7 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
DEPENDS!
If ur turd comes out STRAIGHT and HARD...need more fluids.
If ur turd comes out THIN and SOFT...need more fiber.
If ur turd comes out PEBBLY, gee I'm not sure what ur eating!
If ur turd comes out SPLATTERING and WATERY, this my dear is Diahorrea (sp)....hydrate and eat solids like dry bread.
If ur turd REFUSES to come out, then u might have to strain-which is no good for your poor BUNG-hole.
If ur turd comes out BLOOD-STAINED, then that's a case for the medics - go air ur concerns to the good doctor!!
If ur turd comes out MEDIUM and CURLS then it's juuust right!!
OK now who goes analyzing their turds after a job well done in the little room ??!!!??....
Phew, I feel like I've earned the title TURDOLOGIST!!
lol...
:)
2006-11-03 11:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by SUGA 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
y is this question about colons and turds in the food and drink section of questions?
2006-11-03 10:48:03 · answer #2 · answered by blackhairedbaby 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
because your colons is an S shaped "tube", not a mold.
2006-11-03 10:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by Middlehitter 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what, you never had curly poops?
lol, why is poop tapered at the end?
so your butt doesn't slam shut!
2006-11-03 15:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
on oprah they say it is suppose to you need more fiber
2006-11-03 10:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by â?¥ Pawya! 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
gravity.
2006-11-03 10:42:41 · answer #6 · answered by Hailee D 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
because your rectum is i shaped.
2006-11-03 10:46:36 · answer #7 · answered by Fancy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋